Friendship Day Jokes – Funny Friendship Day Shayari, SMS

After Happy Friendship day Status In English and Happy Friendship day Status in Hindi. Today We are going to Share Happy Friendship Day Jokes.  Share these best friendship day Jokes with your friends and tease them with funny jokes.


Happy Friendship Day Jokes


True Friendship Jokes :
सच्चे दोस्तों की 3 निशानियाँ
बेवक्त मिसकॉल करेंगा,
SMS मुस्कुरा कर पढ़ेगा,
नीचे मत पढ़ना…?
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जो काम मना करों वो बेवकूफ़ पहले करेंगा…
Happy Friendship Day my Friends


Ek sacha dost wahi he jo apka

pahla ansu ponch le dusra ansu rok le

or agar tisra ansu aya to jor se

thappad mare or kahe ‘le ab khul k ro le


अच्छे दोस्त कितना भी रूठे

उन्हें मना लेना चाहिये

क्यूंकि

वो साले अपने सारे राज जानते हैं


Dosti Kisi Se Kuch Yun Nibha Lo;

Ki Uske Dil Ke Sare Gum Chura Lo;

Itna Asar Chod Do Kisi Par Dosti Ka;

Ki Khuda Bhi Aakar Bole Hume Apna Dost Bana Lo! 


Friendship Day Joke For Missing Friends:

Kuch lines jo hum future me jarur yaad karenge:
-Where are you?
-Canteen chale
-Kitna hua
-Yaar Aaj alarm hi nai baja
-Tu Sai h?
-Aj bunk karle class.
-Abe kitna padha
-Oye kisme se padhu yaar kuch samajh hi nhi aa rha.
-Imp. Ques. ho tu send karna.
-Tu Xerox karwale fir mujhe de dena.
-Hamesha me hi party du.
-Sare pictures send kar.
-Jaldi bol yaar balance kam hai.
SABSE BEST
-Yaar teri frnd se meri setting kara dena.
Happy Friendship Day
Miss U & Love U Friends:)


Friendship Day Jokes With Sayari:

Jhuta tha wo Dost..!!
Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,
Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai,
Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai…
Happy Friendship Day


ये मत सोचना की Friendship करके भूल जायेंगे तुम्हें,
दूर रहकर भी चाहेंगे तुम्हें,
अगर दोस्त बनकर रास ना आये तो…
भूत बनकर आयेंगे और डरायेंगे तुम्हें…?


Who Is Friend: Jokes:

Send 2 ur best friends, kyuki har ek Dost zaruri hota hai
Love is a post card,
Life is a visiting card.
Wife is a memory card.
Lover is a Invitation card,
But Friend is a ‘AADHAR’ card so keep it safe.


Friendship Day Jokes for Naughty Friend

A man was looking at a painting
For a long time of a naked woman
With leaves covering the body,
He was asked what he was doing ??
He answered – waitng for Autumn :P:D
Happy Friendship Day


मोहब्बत का सिरप हो तुम,
टेन्शन का केप्स्युल हो तुम,
आफत का इंजेक्शन हो तुम,
पर करें क्या आखिर
क्योंकि दोस्ती का ओक्सीजन हो तुम…
(Har k Friend Jaroori hota hai.)?


सबसे अलग सबसे प्यारे हो आप,
तारीफ पुरी ना हो इतने प्यारे हो आप,
आज पता चला ये ज़माना क्यों जलता आपसे…
क्योंकि…
Friends तो आखिर हमारे हो आप !


Friendship Day Jokes On Character:

A Girl’s character represents the
character of her family.
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Where as
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A Boy’s character represents his
friend’s…!!!


Happy Friendship day
खुदा करें मोबाईल तेरा खो जायें,

मिले मुझे और मेरा हो जाये…
फिर में लड़कियों को Message करूँ तेरे नाम पर
मार तुझे पड़े और कलेजा ठंडा मेरा हो जाये…?


I think I’m disturbing you
Sorry !!!
This is my last message and
I will not SMS you anymore . . .
Good bye…
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Never expect that from me
I’m born to disturb u . . .?


तलवार से Dosti, जानको खतरा…
सरदार से Dosti, दिमाग को खतरा…
दारू से Dosti, लिवर का खतरा…
और
हमसे दोस्ती, रात-बे-रात SMS-Messages का खतरा…?


Dosti Jokes:

Khatarnak Dosti…
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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: “Where were you?”
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Maine kaha: “Friend ke ghar tha…”
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: “Haan Uncle, yahin par tha…”
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2 ne kaha: “Abhi just nikla hai…”
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3 ne kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?”
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: “Haan Papa bolo kya hua…!!!” 😀
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Ab bolo “Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!”
Happy Friendship Day!!


Friendship Funny Sayari:

Arz kiya Hai…
Bigdi Hui Zindagi ki kuchh itni si
kahaani Hai..
Wah.. wah..
20% to hum bachpan se kamine
the
Aur 80% kmine dosto ki meharbani Hai


Friendship Day Joke for Rajnikant Fans

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small….
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Now that place is known as
“Disney Land”.. 😛
Happy Friendship Day


Friendship Day Joke –  Full Kaminapan 

1st friend:
Can I use your phone to call my girlfriend ?
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2nd friend:
ya sure, just redial….
Happy Friendship Day


Friendship Day Joke for Funny Friend

Hasi mazak ke wo pal yaad rakhna,
Meri is dosti ko yaad rakhna,
Mehfil mein kal main rahu ya na rahu,
EK THA TIGER.. Aap ke group mein bus itna yaad rakhna.
Happy Friendship Day


Friendship Day Funny Joke For Funny Friend

A Boy Proposed A Girl
Ladka: I Love You
Ladki: Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon
Ladka: Accha, Aur Tezi Se Bhagta Hua Bola, Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga Ab To…
Ladki: Ruk To Jaa Kaminey I LOVE YOU too
Happy Friendship Day


Friendship Day Joke For Crazy and Funny Friend

Ek Raat,
Ek Chor,
Ek dost ke Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola : SONA kaha hai???
Dost : Ullu ke patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA. 
Happy Friendship Day


Fish said to water : you wont see my tears,

because I am in the water.

Water replied: But, I can feel

your tears because you are in my heart.

That’s FRIENSHIP


kuchh dost khajaane ki tarah hain

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man karata hai, Jamin me gadh doon


Which joke would you bother with your friends ?, let us know in the comments section?

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